Husband – Wife Marriage Humor

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WIFE: What would you do if I died?
Would you get married again?

Husband: No…how can I think of marrying?
Wife- Why not? You would need company…for good and bad moments….please get married

Husband: …oh Dear…you are so sweet….even after death u r worrying about me…

Wife: so promise me, u will remarry if I die…
Husband: Ok, ok, I’d get married again…just for you

Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife…?
Husband: Yes, but will never let her use your room.

Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: no… its yours…I will keep it as your memory…and buy new one.

Wife :Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband: can I… it has your memories attached I am sure she would want her own..

Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, never her size is ‘5’, and yours is 7

Wife: –silence-
Husband: ‘Shiiiiiiiiit’…!!!