Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call of a mother in labor.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Johnny, a seven-year-old boy, to hold a flashlight high over his mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Johnny did as he was asked. Mommy pushed and pushed and, after a little while, baby Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Johnny for his help and asked the wide-eyed boy what he thought about what he had just witnessed.
Johnny quickly responded, “He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place. . . smack his a*s again!”