How Many Women Can A Man Marry?

A little boy was attended his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?” “Easy,” the little boy said: “All you have to do is add it… continue reading »

Little Johnny Quickie

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call of a mother in labor. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Johnny, a seven-year-old boy, to hold a flashlight high over his mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Johnny did as he was… continue reading »

Funny Children Thinking

Read on as these marvelous stories unfold of what children think about and you’ll discover the joy in it! MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, “If you don’t remember you look in the back of your panties. Mine… continue reading »

Reasons Not To Mess With Children

Reason #1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated… continue reading »