Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl. Father : That’s great son. Who is she? Son : It’s Sandra, the neighbour’s daughter. Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra… continue reading »
Best And Funny Quotes By Albert Einstein
Never Rush
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800.00 to drop… continue reading »
The Husband’s Cracker
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son’s house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally n*k*d. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m waiting for my husband to… continue reading »
I Want To Say Those Three Little Words
Husband: Come on my dear… I want to say those three little words in your ear. Wife: say it… Husband: Come near me Wife: now say it… Husband: Come more near me Wife: now say it… Husband: Come more… Wife: now say it… Husband: Pay the Bill :P