Funny School Answering Machine Message

This is hilarious – no wonder some people were offended! This is the message that a High School staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for… continue reading »

A Mother And Her Married Daughters Humor

A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their love lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how they felt. The first girl sent a card… continue reading »

Young Punk And Old Man

A young punk gets on the crosstown bus and sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man. The young punk has spiked, multicolored, green, purple and orange hair. His clothing is a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he’s without shoes. His entire face and body… continue reading »

Little Johnny And His Insects Humor

Little Johnny and his father were playing ball in the front yard when the boy saw a honeybee. He ran over and stomped it. “Don’t do that, that was a honeybee,” his father said, “he wasn’t doing anything to you. For killing him you will do without honey for a week.” Later Johnny saw a… continue reading »

The Perfect Answer

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, and… continue reading »