The Guy And His Date Humor

A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. Luckily, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides… continue reading »

Little Girls Humor

A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, “Mommy, How old are you?” The mother responded, “Honey, women don’t talk about their age. You’ll learn this as you get older.” The girl then asked, “Mommy, how much do you weigh?” Her mother responded again,… continue reading »

The Happiness Spoiler

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They’re all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish… continue reading »

Ok You Win, I’ll Let You Live.

There were three men on an airplane somewhere above the Atlantic ocean. Suddenly Death appears on the plane. He says, “Before I take you all with me I’ll give you a chance to survive. Each one of you will throw something to the ocean and if I find it you will die”. The first one… continue reading »

Blonde Way Of Suicide

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. ‘How did this happen?’ the emergency room doctor asked her. ‘Well, I was trying to commit suicide,’ the blonde replied. ‘What?’ sputtered the doctor. ‘You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?’ ‘No, Silly,’… continue reading »