Gourmet Food Humor

A good man passed away and went to heaven. He was greeted by St. Peter, who congratulated him and said he could have anything he wished. The fellow requested something to eat and a telescope so that he could look around. While eating the sandwich provided to him, he peered through the telescope down at… continue reading »

Rule Of Heaven: Dont Step On The Ducks.

Three women die and go to heaven. Like everyone else, they meet St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter tells them, “The only rule we have is: ‘Don’t step on the ducks.’” The three women think this odd, but as soon as they are let through the gates, there are ducks EVERYWHERE! Not even 5… continue reading »

Hell, Heaven And Bill Humor

Bill croaked it and met his maker, and God said, “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this one. I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and we even have them up here now,… continue reading »