Have You Lost Your Mind?

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going… continue reading »

Idiot! Window Is Not Opening

Husband: Please come fast, I am having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump of the window of your hotel. Manager: Sir, I am sorry, but it’s your personal matter. Husband: Idiot, the window is not opening :P

Kick It Up A Notch

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers pain to the baby’s father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very much in favor of… continue reading »