Little Johnny And His Mother’s Makeup Humor

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother was putting cold cream on her face. “Why are you rubbing that cream on your face, mommy?” he asked. “To stay pretty for daddy,” said his mother. A few minutes later, she began removing the cream around her eyes with a tissue. “What’s the matter mommy?” asked Little… continue reading »

Little Johnny And His Ghost Humor

A professor at a University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, ‘How many people here believe in ghosts?’ About 90 students raise their hands. Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a… continue reading »

Hypothetically Vs Realistically

A little Johnny came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically… so he asked his dad. His dad said, “Well, go ask your mom if she would go with the mail man for $1,000,000. He went and asked and came back and said,… continue reading »

Little Johnny Classroom Humor

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today. Little… continue reading »

Little Johnny And His Good Manners

A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: ‘Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? ‘Michael said: ‘Just a minute I have to go pee.’ The teacher responded by saying:… continue reading »