Little Johnny School Camp Humor

One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks “Miss can I please sleep with you tonight?”. His teacher replies “NO” Johnny moans and says “But my mummy lets me”. “OK then, just for tonight” the teacher… continue reading »

Little Johnny Grades Humor

Little Johnny returned from school and saying he got an ‘F’ in Math. “Why?” asked his father. “The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ I said ’6′” “But that’s right!”, said his dad, upset at the injustice. “Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?’” “What’s the f*@#%! difference?” asked his dad. Little Johnny replied… continue reading »

Little Johnny And His Homework.

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, knowing that he… continue reading »

Little Johnny Marriage Humor

Little Johnny and Little Lisa are only 10 years old, but they know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Lisa’s father to ask for his blessing. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says, “Mr. Jones, me and Lisa are in love… continue reading »

I Read In School

Little Johnny lived in the country. They had to use an out-house, and Little Johnny hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter and stank all the time. The out-house was sitting on the bank of a creek and Johnny determined that one day he would push that out-house… continue reading »