Grandpa Humor

An old man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I want you listen to me. I want you to take my chrome plated 0.38 revolver so you will always remember me. “But grandpa, I really don’t like guns… How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?” “You listen me, boy…. continue reading »

The Secret Of Long Relationship

One old man and a young man was sitting in a cafeteria; ordered two coffees and snacks. Suddenly young man asked the old man: “Even after 70 yrs, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love.” Whats the secret? Old man: “I forgot her name 10 years ago & now I’m scared to ask her…”

OMG! She’s Pregnant

An 80-year old man walks into the doctor’s office for his regular check-up. The doctor says to him, “Ahh, Ted, how are you feeling?” “Great,” says the old man. “I have an 18-year old wife, and she’s pregnant with my child.” The doctor gives a concerned look and says to Ted, “Ted, let me tell… continue reading »