Student Humor

An Student failed in Exam & decided to make a deal with Professor. Student: Sir, Can I ask you one question Professor: Yes. Student: If you can answer this question, i will accept my final marks, if you can’t, you have to give me “A”. Professor agreed. Student asked: “What is legal but not logical,… continue reading »

Student Rhymes Humor

A class 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names; Sam: My name is Sam, When I grow up to be a man, I want to go to Russia and Japan, If I can, If I can, If I can. Candy: My name is Candy, When I grow up to be a… continue reading »

Funny Essay Analogies And Metaphors

Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year’s winners. Are you the new English teacher? 1. Her face was a perfect oval, like… continue reading »

The Student’s Explanation For Not Studying

TEACHER: Why didn’t you study? STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a… continue reading »

Students Final Exam

This past fall semester, at Duke University, there were two sophomores who were taking Organic Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes and the midterms and labs, etc., such that going into the final they had a solid ‘A’. These two friends were so confident going into the final that the… continue reading »