Little Girls Humor

A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, “Mommy, How old are you?” The mother responded, “Honey, women don’t talk about their age. You’ll learn this as you get older.” The girl then asked, “Mommy, how much do you weigh?” Her mother responded again,… continue reading »

The Plane Is Going Down, We Got Too Much Weight!

There were an American, a Britain, a French, and a Mexican. The pilot comes out and yells, “The plane is going down, we got too much weight!” and grabs the only parachute and jumps out the door. The French man yells, “Viva la France!” and jumps. The Brit yells, “Long live the queen!” and jumps…. continue reading »