Husband: Come on my dear… I want to say those three little words in your ear. Wife: say it… Husband: Come near me Wife: now say it… Husband: Come more near me Wife: now say it… Husband: Come more… Wife: now say it… Husband: Pay the Bill :P
Wife : Honey before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewellery. Husband : Yes…so ? Wife : How come you don’t do it anymore ? Husband : Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to the fish after catching it?
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped… continue reading »
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. “I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce” The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the… continue reading »
Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Frank’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Frank’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the… continue reading »