The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he’d need his wife to wake him at 5 a.m. for an early flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of… continue reading »

Funny Surgery Humor

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor… continue reading »

Husband Wife Funny Conversation

Husband: Can i hug you? Wife: No! Husband: I will buy you jewelry! … Wife: No! Husband: I will buy you a car! Wife: Still NO. Husband: I will take you to world trip. Wife: Still NO. After listening all this, their kid woke up and said, “Daddy! u can kiss me, but just buy… continue reading »

Husband Wife Seminar Humor

There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on “How to live in a loving relationship with your husband.” The women were asked, ‘How many of you love your husbands?’ All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, ‘When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?’ Some… continue reading »

The Best Divorce Letter.

Dear Husband, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and… continue reading »