The Vet’s Humor

The only cow in a small town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in nearby town Impal for $200. They brought the cow and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people… continue reading »

You Can’t Hide The Real Face From A Women

WIFE: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again? Husband: No… Wife: Why not? Don’t you like being married? Husband: Of course i do. Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry? Husband: Ok, ok, i’d get married again… Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife…? Husband: Yes, it’s… continue reading »

Before And After Marriage

Husband and wife – BEFORE MARRIAGE: Husband – Aaah! …At last! I can hardly wait! Wife – Do you want me to leave? Husband – No! Don’t even think about it. Wife – Do you love me? Husband – Of course! Always have and always will! Wife – Have you ever cheated on me? Husband… continue reading »

Senior Couple Humor

Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he has left his wallet at home. He told the woman that… continue reading »

Husband Wife Marriage Life Humor

A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. ‘You disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me – a faithful wife, the mother of your children? I’m leaving you. I want a divorce!’ And Paddy (for it was he) replied,… continue reading »