A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800.00 to drop that towel.”
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands there, naked in front of Bob. After a minute, Bob hands her $800.00 and leaves.
The woman wraps up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?”
“It was Bob, the next door neighbor”, she replies.
“Great,” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800.00 he owes me?”
Moral of the story: Never rush in your decision.