Mom’s Report Card Humor.

A mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age”, the mother warns. “It is not polite”. “Ok”, the little girl says .”How much do you weigh?” “Now really,” the… continue reading »

Don’t Mess With Girls.

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would… continue reading »

Little Boy’s Chocolate Humor

A little boy was in a taxi eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another… A man next to him said “Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth” The boy replied, “my grandfather lived for 132 years” The man asked ” was it because of eating… chocolate… continue reading »

The Blind Man Humor

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their 9 children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the 9 kids are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decides to walk…. continue reading »