Farmer Day In Court

A farmer named Clyde had a accident. In court, the trucking company’s fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Clyde. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine,’?” asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, “Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the…” “I didn’t ask for… continue reading »

Never Rush

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800.00 to drop… continue reading »

Wife’s Way Of Fulfilling Husband’s Wish.

A woman goes to United Kingdom to attend a 2 week Company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you? The husband laughs and says: An London girl!!! The woman kept… continue reading »

A Guy’s Experience In Ladies Toilet.

A guy in a hurry used the ladies ‘toilet in a posh hotel’. He sat down and noticed four buttons – WW, WA, PP & APR. Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much! He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried… continue reading »

The Farmers Rooster

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says, “Ok, old fellow, time to retire.” The old rooster says, “You can’t handle all these chickens… look at what it did to me!” The young rooster replies,… continue reading »