What Is Politics?

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What Is Politics?

Little Boy: “Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don’t know what Politics is.”

Father: “Well, let’s take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so we’ll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let’s call you The People. We’ll call the maid the Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understand?”

Little Boy: “I’m not really sure, Dad. I’ll have to think about it.”

That night awakened by his brother’s crying, Little boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, Little Johnny went to his parents’ room and found his mother sound asleep.

He went to the maid’s room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. Little boy’s knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so Little boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.

Little Boy: “Dad, now I think I understand what Politics is.”

Father: “Good my son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?”

Little Boy: “Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of Shit.”