A Windows Fan In Hell

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A Windows Fan In Hell

A man (a Windows operating system die hard fan) dies and goes to hell.

Satan greets him, “Welcome, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. Now you have a choice of three places in which you’ll be locked up forever.”

Satan takes him to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured.

He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.

Finally, he takes him to a tiny room in which there is a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To man’s delight, he sees a PC in the corner.

Without hesitation, the man says “I’ll take this option.”

“Fine,” says Satan, allowing the man to enter the room. Satan locks the room and as he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.

“That was Windows die hard fan!” cried Lucifer. “Why did you give him the best place of all?”

“That’s what everyone thinks,” snickered Satan.

“The bottle has no opening” said the Satan.

Lucifer : “What about the Pc?”

“It’s got Windows 95!” laughed Satan. “And it’s missing three keys.”

Lucifer : “Which three?”

Satan: “Control, Alt and Delete.”